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Das ist auf eine sehr interressante Art und Weise geschrieben N.T.K., lässt sich gut lesen.
Ich finds klasse denn egal was man nun erwartet es passiert doch etwas ganz anderes, und das alle paar Sekunden die man liest :cool:

Aber erkläre mir doch bitte noch warum im ersten Teil bei sovielen doch alltäglichen Dingen die Erklärung in Klammern dahinter steht? :confused:
 
Ich hab ne geile Seite gefunden:eek:

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MfG Brutzel
 
wo auch immer du diese links herbekommst -.- genial

join the interactive SuperGreg ... in Greg we trust !!!

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*grins*...Sportlichkeit hoch 5 :D

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da mal unter Search "Olympic Dive", "Snow Tow" oder "Guitar Spin" eingeben...die 3 sind der Hammer :D
 
# Mathematician: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and by induction we have that all the odd integers are prime.
# Physicist: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error...
# Engineer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime...
# Chemist: 1 prime, 3 prime, 5 prime... hey, let's publish!
# Modern physicist using renormalization: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ... 9/3 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, 15 is ... 15/3 is prime, 17 is prime, 19 is prime, 21 is ... 21/3 is prime...
# Quantum Physicist: All numbers are equally prime and non-prime until observed.
# Professor: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student.
# Confused Undergraduate: Let p be any prime number larger than 2. Then p is not divisible by 2, so p is odd. QED
# Measure nontheorist: There are exactly as many odd numbers as primes (Euclid, Cantor), and exactly one even prime (namely 2), so there must be exactly one odd nonprime (namely 1).
# Cosmologist: 1 is prime, yes it is true....
# Computer Scientist: 1 is prime, 10 is prime, 11 is prime, 101 is prime...
# Programmer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be fixed in the next release, ...
# C programmer: 01 is prime, 03 is prime, 05 is prime, 07 is prime, 09 is really 011 which everyone knows is prime, ...
# BASIC programmer: What's a prime?
# COBOL programmer: What's an odd number?
# Windows programmer: 1 is prime. Wait...
# Mac programmer: Now why would anyone want to know about that? That's not user friendly. You don't worry about it, we'll take care of it for you.
# Bill Gates: 1. No one will ever need any more than 1.
# ZX-81 Computer Programmer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, Out of Memory.
# Pentium owner: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 8.9999978 is prime...
# GNU programmer: % prime
usage: prime [-nV] [--quiet] [--silent] [--version] [-e script] --catenate --concatenate | c --create | d --diff --compare | r --append | t --list | u --update | x -extract --get [ --atime-preserve ] [ -b, --block-size N ] [ -B, --read-full-blocks ] [ -C, --directory DIR ] [--checkpoint ] [ -f, --file [HOSTNAMEF ] [ --force-local ] [ -F, --info-script F --new-volume-script F ] [-G, --incremental ] [ -g, --listed-incremental F ] [ -h, --dereference ] [ -i, --ignore-zeros ] [ --ignore-failed-read ] [ -k, --keep-old-files ] [ -K, --starting-file F ] [ -l, --one-file-system ] [ -L, --tape-length N ] [ -m, --modification-time ] [ -M, --multi-volume ] [ -N, --after-date DATE, --newer DATE ] [ -o, --old-archive, --portability ] [ -O, --to-stdout ] [ -p, --same-permissions, --preserve-permissions ] [ -P, --absolute-paths ] [ --preserve ] [ -R, --record-number ] [ [-f script-file] [--expression=script] [--file=script-file] [file...]
prime: you must specify exactly one of the r, c, t, x, or d options
For more information, type "prime --help''
# Unix programmer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, ...
Segmentation fault, Core dumped.
# Computer programmer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 9 is prime, 9 is prime, 9 is ...
Oops, let's try that again:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ... 1 is ...
Um, right. Okay, how about this:
1 is prime, 3 is not prime, 5 is not prime, 7 is not prime, 9 is not prime...
So much for the beta releases. Ship this:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is a feature, 11 is prime...
and put on the cover More prime numbers than anyone else in the industry !
# Coming soon: 1 is prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a feature, 5 is a prime, 6 is a feature, 7 is a prime, 8 is not yet implemented, 9 is our backwards compatibility module, ...
# Computational linguist: 1 is an odd prime, 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime, ...
# Software tech support operator: Well, we haven't had any reports of composite odd numbers... do you have the latest version of ZFC?
# Logician: Hypothesis: All odd numbers are prime. Proof:

1. If a proof exists, then the hypothesis must be true
2. The proof exists; you're reading it now.
From 1 and 2 follows that all odd numbers are prime

# Linguist: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 aaah. I can make 9 a prime.
# Philosopher: Why don't we just call all the odd numbers prime and call all the prime numbers odd, that way all the odd numbers would be prime
# Philosopher (2): 1 is prime. Hum, that's an interesting statement, I'll get one of my research students to look into that.
# Economist: Assume 9 is prime...
# Economist (2): 2 is a prime, 4 is a prime.
# Economist (3): 2 is even, 4 is even, 6 is even...
# Economist (4): 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is not prime. Look, the prime rate is dropping.
# Statistician: 100% of the sample 5, 13, 37, 41 and 53 is prime, so all odd numbers must be prime.
# Mechanical Statistician: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an outlier, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
# English major: What's a prime number ?
# Politician: What's a number ?
# Politician (2): It depends on what the meaning of is is.
# Philosophy major: What is ?
# Athletic scholarship: What !?
# Mid-level manager: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... Who can I delegate this to ?
# Lawyer: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, although there appears to be prima facie evidence that 9 is not prime, there exists substantial precedent to indicate that nine should be considered prime. The following brief presents the case for nine's primeness ...
# Salesman: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and with 9 you get five excellent primes for the price of three !
# Anthropologist: Prime or not, every number is unique. Take 9 for example...
# Liberal: The fact that nine is not prime indicates a deprived cultural environment which can only be remedied by a federally funded cultural enrichment program.
# Bush: What's nine got against being prime? I'll bet it won't allow the pledge of allegiance to be said in our schools either.
# Nixon: Put nine on the enemies list. I'm gonna get that number.
# New Yorker: 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ... NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
# rec.humor poster: 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime
 
Thiel schrieb:

Sry, wenn ich reinspam, aber du hast mir wirklich den Tag gerettet.
Einfach wunderbar.....
allerdings finde ich das du die beiden letzten löschen solltest, weil sagen wir mal so die Seite sehr agressive Werbung hat....
Natürlich, die beiden letzten die ich nicht gequotet habe...
 
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