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Klick mich(denn du wirst übung darin brauchen..)
n nettes kleines Flash-Game gefunden, dass man scheinbar bis zur unendlichkeit spielen kann, nur ich hatte bei
lvl 63
280 Gunmen
70 Craftsmen
100 Siloworkers
und voll ausgebautem gebäude + Sniper
keinen Bock mehr ^^
ahja und wieder mal unser altbekanntes: Winterbells
derzeitiger Rekord: 5'962'692'859'566'100'000'000'000
(ich weiss, mir is ziemlich fad in letzter Zeit.....)
mfg DeViL
n nettes kleines Flash-Game gefunden, dass man scheinbar bis zur unendlichkeit spielen kann, nur ich hatte bei
lvl 63
280 Gunmen
70 Craftsmen
100 Siloworkers
und voll ausgebautem gebäude + Sniper
keinen Bock mehr ^^
ahja und wieder mal unser altbekanntes: Winterbells
derzeitiger Rekord: 5'962'692'859'566'100'000'000'000
(ich weiss, mir is ziemlich fad in letzter Zeit.....)
mfg DeViL
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Bei dem ersten Game... hasst du da irgendwelche Tipps? Sobald die Grünhelme auftauchen kacke ich schnell ab -_-
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Celorfin schrieb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDh4NQveJs&mode=related&search=
dann ist das sicher auch was für dich
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http://znc.in/~psychon/files/stuff/usa-anwalt.jpg
der hat mehr humor \o/
________
Ten Simple Rules for
Dating My Daughter
Some thoughtful information for those who ARE daughters, WERE daughters, HAVE daughters, INTEND TO HAVE daughters, or INTEND TO DATE a daughter.
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on his subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my Daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. Movies, which feature chainsaws, are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
__________
Beware of Prince Charles
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope died.
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.!
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.
IN THE FUTURE, IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO MARRY, SOMEBODY PLEASE WARN THE POPE.
der hat mehr humor \o/
________
Ten Simple Rules for
Dating My Daughter
Some thoughtful information for those who ARE daughters, WERE daughters, HAVE daughters, INTEND TO HAVE daughters, or INTEND TO DATE a daughter.
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on his subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my Daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. Movies, which feature chainsaws, are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
__________
Beware of Prince Charles
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope died.
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.!
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.
IN THE FUTURE, IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO MARRY, SOMEBODY PLEASE WARN THE POPE.
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http://video.google.de/videoplay?do...693&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
Wenns bei euch mit Firefox net geht, probierts mim Internet Explorer.
Ich hab mir das spiel gesaugt. Ich schaffs alle 10 Versuche auf den 1. Block. Dann ist Endstation.
Man kann nur in der allerersten 1/100000000000000 Sekunde springen xD
Wenns bei euch mit Firefox net geht, probierts mim Internet Explorer.
Ich hab mir das spiel gesaugt. Ich schaffs alle 10 Versuche auf den 1. Block. Dann ist Endstation.
Man kann nur in der allerersten 1/100000000000000 Sekunde springen xD
ShooterInc.
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Das ist doch nicht schwer. Sprungtaste und Renntaste am Anfang gedrückt halten und über die Blöcke, auf dem Blooper und dann in die kleine Öffnung reinspringen. Hatte das vor einiger Zeit mal geschafft. Ist am Anfang aber hammerschwer aber je öfter man das macht, desto leichter wirds.
ShooterInc.
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Bitte, bitte.
Was ich damit nur meinte war, dass ich den ersten Lvl erst mit vielen, vielen, vielen Anläufen gemeistert hatte. Der Grund ist, dass viele Passagen eine exakte Sprungposition benötigen damit du überhaupt an Öffnungen rankommst und dann musst du auch noch in vielen Fällen schnell weiterspringen, weil sich irgendwas bewegt, einbricht, oder du nur im Rennzustand so weit kommst.
Habs aber schon komplett durch (sind nur vier Level, die es dafür in sich haben) und Bowser am Ende ist ein bisschen übertrieben. Habs nur mit Glück geschafft... ^^
Was ich damit nur meinte war, dass ich den ersten Lvl erst mit vielen, vielen, vielen Anläufen gemeistert hatte. Der Grund ist, dass viele Passagen eine exakte Sprungposition benötigen damit du überhaupt an Öffnungen rankommst und dann musst du auch noch in vielen Fällen schnell weiterspringen, weil sich irgendwas bewegt, einbricht, oder du nur im Rennzustand so weit kommst.
Habs aber schon komplett durch (sind nur vier Level, die es dafür in sich haben) und Bowser am Ende ist ein bisschen übertrieben. Habs nur mit Glück geschafft... ^^