B.B.
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Woah dude, hi there !! Are you one of those poor individuals that gets screwed by those cs runzors ?? They don't even invite ju? Phreakz! Time to show them ur skillz and how worthful ur participation can be.
First u need one of teh ubar runzor chars. Very uzeful and strong is teh blessed hammer dude, might be known 2 u german phunks as hammerdin ! Skilling is poor: blessed aim vigor blessed hammer and concentration, just max out all of theze and ur done ! U might think of taking a necromancer or amazon? No man! They lick ballz, don't even think about it. Choose a useful char: sorc or barb !
sorc is very uzeful cuz she can tele to cs very chick and open up a potal. barb gives good life with his shout and should be invited in every party, but one barb is enugh, they leech 2 much exp, so as the sorc (only invite her for telebitching!)
Ok, r u radey ? create char and leech in cowz till ur strong enugh to do cs. Level 60 is enough. Use loads of res items and skip all other useful things. Surviving is all, even in this bizness !!
Allright, let's get the party started:
look out for a game like this and join it immediately !!!
Inside the game, invite all peeps and go to the river very quick! I'll tell ya why next but first look at this picture:
Now thats a fine teamup ! 7 lamerz and one barb. Perfect ! One pal could be replaced by a tele whore but the barb can jump into cs as well! Takes a bit longer but think of it: sorc leech xp and they suck.
After u all stay there at the river, the barb will come and shout at u for big life and mana boost! As one wise man said once upon a time....
Damn. He's so fucking right !
Ok, after u got bo'ed by the massacre slut, head back to town and wait for cs portal.
These nize bunch of pals can use almost every aura in the game. Use it for ur profit. After uÄve wait about 30 or 40 seconds the barb or sorc (if invited) will open up a tp but don't be a jerk and click once a blue orb is there. Some bastards try to kill ya with a river tp. Only enter when you can read (can you?) CHAOS SANCTUARY.
Immediately take the portal and rush to the right side. Open the sealz and wip the venom lord's arses. Hurry to de Seis spawn spot!
Let the bo bitch jump on the other side and open up the seal. In the menatime swirl all ur hammarz !!
OMG this rocks, dosen't it ?? Ignore all normal monsters, they don't giv exp and run over to the left side to kill the manasucking ghosts. Open the sealz and kill the boss! Now all monsters die and Diablo pops up !
Surround his spawn spot and begin to swirl hamzars ! You know the german ad "Wer swirlt hat's leichter?" There u got it !
Diablo will suck so bad becuz of ur attackzors. Force the lowest partymember to leave group (if necessary, insult him heavily) becuz Blizzard wasgently to us and implented a bug. If 8 playerz kill diablo there won't be any xp given! Can u imagine???
Diablo's strength weakens with every second! Take care and prepare for the drop grabbing.
Now a very important hint! if u'r a King do not hit the last blow. Let a Duke make the final shot and make use of the master drop bug ! After diablo has died grab all itemz and leave the game but do not create the next game. As another wise man in ancient times wrote down in his diary:
Thank u so much for reading and hav fun with yar ubar cs runzors! See ya!
First u need one of teh ubar runzor chars. Very uzeful and strong is teh blessed hammer dude, might be known 2 u german phunks as hammerdin ! Skilling is poor: blessed aim vigor blessed hammer and concentration, just max out all of theze and ur done ! U might think of taking a necromancer or amazon? No man! They lick ballz, don't even think about it. Choose a useful char: sorc or barb !
sorc is very uzeful cuz she can tele to cs very chick and open up a potal. barb gives good life with his shout and should be invited in every party, but one barb is enugh, they leech 2 much exp, so as the sorc (only invite her for telebitching!)
Ok, r u radey ? create char and leech in cowz till ur strong enugh to do cs. Level 60 is enough. Use loads of res items and skip all other useful things. Surviving is all, even in this bizness !!
Allright, let's get the party started:
look out for a game like this and join it immediately !!!
Inside the game, invite all peeps and go to the river very quick! I'll tell ya why next but first look at this picture:
Now thats a fine teamup ! 7 lamerz and one barb. Perfect ! One pal could be replaced by a tele whore but the barb can jump into cs as well! Takes a bit longer but think of it: sorc leech xp and they suck.
After u all stay there at the river, the barb will come and shout at u for big life and mana boost! As one wise man said once upon a time....
Damn. He's so fucking right !
Ok, after u got bo'ed by the massacre slut, head back to town and wait for cs portal.
These nize bunch of pals can use almost every aura in the game. Use it for ur profit. After uÄve wait about 30 or 40 seconds the barb or sorc (if invited) will open up a tp but don't be a jerk and click once a blue orb is there. Some bastards try to kill ya with a river tp. Only enter when you can read (can you?) CHAOS SANCTUARY.
Immediately take the portal and rush to the right side. Open the sealz and wip the venom lord's arses. Hurry to de Seis spawn spot!
Let the bo bitch jump on the other side and open up the seal. In the menatime swirl all ur hammarz !!
OMG this rocks, dosen't it ?? Ignore all normal monsters, they don't giv exp and run over to the left side to kill the manasucking ghosts. Open the sealz and kill the boss! Now all monsters die and Diablo pops up !
Surround his spawn spot and begin to swirl hamzars ! You know the german ad "Wer swirlt hat's leichter?" There u got it !
Diablo will suck so bad becuz of ur attackzors. Force the lowest partymember to leave group (if necessary, insult him heavily) becuz Blizzard wasgently to us and implented a bug. If 8 playerz kill diablo there won't be any xp given! Can u imagine???
Diablo's strength weakens with every second! Take care and prepare for the drop grabbing.
Now a very important hint! if u'r a King do not hit the last blow. Let a Duke make the final shot and make use of the master drop bug ! After diablo has died grab all itemz and leave the game but do not create the next game. As another wise man in ancient times wrote down in his diary:
Thank u so much for reading and hav fun with yar ubar cs runzors! See ya!
hat sich gelohnt das durchzulesen
also dürfte das pala tummeln sich legen 
