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naja das is doch die tussi von evanescence...
und die is sicher ned bei dem billig flirtchat!


etz klar? :D


€: dann is ja gut ;)
 
Achso *gegen koppf hau* ja jetzt hab ichs gerafft ;)

nen witz:

Ein Farmer hatte 4 Töchter: Eines Abends klopfte es an der Tür. Als
er
öffnete,
stand da ein junger Mann und sagte:"Hi, my name is Freddy. I've come
for
Betty. We're going out for Spaghetti. I hope she's ready." Der Farmer
fand
das irgendwie süß und ließ seine Tochter mit dem jungen Mann
ausgehen.
Kurze Zeit später klopfte es wieder und wieder stand ein junger Mann
vor
der Tür und sagte." My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're
going out
to a dance. Is she ready by chance?" Auch das fand der Farmer so nett,
daß
er seine zweite Tochter mit dem Jungen gehen ließ.
Bald darauf klopfte es ein weiteres Mal und ein dritter junger Mann
stand
vor der Tür mit den Worten:"My name is Moe. I'm here for Flo. We're
watching
a show. Is she ready to go?" Wiederum gefiel dieses kleine Gedicht dem
Vater
so gut, dass er auch hier seine Tochter mitgehen ließ.
Nach ein paar Minuten klopfte es ein viertes Mal. Der junge Mann vor
der
Tür sprach:" My name is Chuck...."
Der Farmer erschoss ihn.
 
hab was gefunden müsst ihr aber bissle blättern
also
www.erdbeertorte.de und dann oben in ertsen fenster Icon Story
anwählen
PS:
der rest der seite ist auch gut :D

mfg blaze
 
AN EXERCISE IN BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE. Take one.

Broadband. Wonderful thing. As most people are probably aware about me going on about it, we were getting it installed today. Finally.

Anyway, being that I didn't want to waste the day hanging around indoors if they weren't going to turn up for whatever reason, I proactively decided to check.

Ring ring.

"Hello, NTL, blah blah blah blah."
"Yes, I'd like to confirm a broadband installation taking place today?"
"Blah blah blah can I take your details?"
"Blah blah etc"
"...just checking........." * 3 minutes later * "I'm sorry, but nothing's scheduled for today."
"Mmkay..how come?"
"Let me just check.." * 2 minutes later * "..I'm sorry, but it looks as if broadband isn't available in your area."
"...uh..what?"
"Your area does not have an exchange necessary for broadband."
"...well, it says online that we do."
"I'm sorry, but your area does not have an exchange. You cannot.."
"..My next door neighbour has NTL broadband."
"...it could be that your neighbour is in a different zoning area."
"..so has my other next door neighbour. So is our house in it's own unique zoning area?"
"...just checking. " * on hold indefinitely. Eventually hung up. *

TAKE TWO

ring ring.
"Hello, NTL customer services?"
"Yes..I'd like to make a complaint."
"............okay. Let me transfer you."
* 4 minute wait *
"Hello, this is NTL complaints.."
"Yes, I'd like to.."
"...you are currently held in a queue. Your call shall be answered shortly."
"..."
*7 minute wait*
"Hello, NTL?"
"Hi. Yes. I'd like to complain about your customer service?"
"Okay. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well, we ordered broadband. And it was due to be installed today. And now you're telling us that broadband isn't available in our area."
"..just checking your details.." * 3 minutes later * "No. It's not."
"So why does your online thing say it is?"
"It might be an error with the online service."
"And why do both my neighbours have it?"
".......I...don't know. Can I take your details again?"
"blah blah blah etc"
"..just checking.." * 2 minutes later * "..yes. We can see that your neighbours do have it, so you should be able to get it."
"I see. And when can I expect someone to be round to install it?"
"..uh..the original order got marked as ineligible and was removed."
"Right. So why have you billed me for it?"
"...we didn't take any direct debits from you."
"It says right here on the statement. £12.95. NTL Broadband services."
"...we...didn't take any dir.."
"You want me to fax this over?"
"Uh..that's not necessary..we can..look into that ourselves."
"So I can expect installation of this service I've already paid for then?"
"We'll have to reschedule and reorder the account."
"...and how long will that take?"
"Well, we'll start by taking your direct debit details."
"...you've got them. You've already billed me once."
"We'll need them again for a new account."

It continued in this cycle for a while, before I got really pissed off.

"..so you see, that's why it was flagged as ineligible."
"Do you even know how broadband works?"
"...I'm sorry?"
"It's a simple question. Do you know how it works, or do you just read off whatever the computer tells you?"
"..I..uh."
"Basic lesson. An exchange is installed on the street. This exchange allows a street to use broadband. If a street has an exchange, then theoretically, everyone on said street shall be able to receive broadband, within a certain area."
"...okay."
"The NTL cable exchange is about 20 yards from our house."
"...yes..okay.."
"So why in the name of Holy Christ were we flagged as ineligible? Especially considering both our neighbours are already installed onto said exchange?"
"...I don't know."
"Does anyone know? Or are you all this incompetent and badly trained?"
"..if you have any complaints you should.."
"..call the complaints line? I did. You're the complaints manager. Deal with it. Now."
"....this would be better going through a postal system."
"So not only are you badly trained, you also can't deal with complaints over the phone? So what use are you as Telephone Complaints Manager? Get me someone competent to talk to. Now."
"..I'll...get an engineer."
* click *

I'm tempted to call them back again. This time with an attached recorder to tape the call.
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

:rofl: grad aus nem anderen forum geklaut, das schlimme ist, der typ ist jetzt seit tagen offline, weils immer noch nicht installiert wurde :D
 
Erm...mal ne Frage...

Ich suche diese Verarsche von dem Nimm2 Lied...der Text dazu:

Mein Freund und ich wir sind gespannt denn gleich gehts wieder rund
mit etwas Gras und einer Bong denn kiffen ist gesund!
volle Köpfe rote Augen und ein trockner mund
das schmeckt uns und das macht uns spass
denn kiffen ist gesund!

:D

Brauche das mit Gesang...aber so ists auch schon geil :D

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:rolleyes:
 
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