tauro1969
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hiho!
heute mal was aus den newsgroups:
heute mal was aus den newsgroups:
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon(*lamerPKer) has joined your world.
Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon invites you to join her party.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
HaktZon: PARTY
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
Voice from the Heavens: You have joined HaktZon's party.
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: WHAT
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
<momentary quiet>
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
StinkyGrunter: Ungh! [leaps into the middle of a large swarm of Doom
Knights. Opens TP. Leaps away]
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon was slain by Doom Knight
HaktZon: WHAT
HaktZon: YOU ASSHOLE WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: SPEAK ENGLISH
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: WHAT IS RONG WITH U
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: U STUPID NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon has left your world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh! [slaughters Doom Knights, picks up HaktZon's
gold] Ungh! [dances about]
<minutes go by>
Voice from the Heavens: HaktSorc(*lamerPKer) has joined your world.
Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktBarb(*lamerPKer'sFriend) has joined your
world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally(*lamerPKer'sOtherFriend) has joined
your world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
HaktSorc: HAHA WE GOT U KNOW
Stinky Grunter: UNGH!
HaktSorc: SEE I TOLD YOU HE TALKD LIKE THAT
HaktBarb: why did you kill our friend?
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktBarb: WHAT R U STUPID?
HaktPally: LETS JUST KILL HIM
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally has expressed hostility towards you.
Stinky Grunter: UNGH!!!! [stinky runs around, pops all of diablo's
seals, gathers all of the critters in the middle of the CS, TPs to town,
and WPs to act 5]
HaktBarb: where is he?
HaktSorc: HES AT DIABLO TAKE MY TP
Voice from the Heavens: HaktSorc was slain by Lord de Seis.
HaktSorc: WHAT FUCK U NOOB
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!!!!!!!!!
HaktPally: WHAT HAPPENED?
Voice from the Heavens: HaktBarb was slain by Oblivion Knight.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally was slain by Oblivion Knight.
HaktBarb: ITS A TRAP
HaktPally: I NO
Stinky Grunter: Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh!
HaktPally: SHUT UP
Voice from the Heavens: HaktBarb has left our world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktSorc has left our world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally has left our world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh! [returns to act 4, walks to CS, leaps in, grabs
close to 200k in gold, leaps out and goes home]
<editor's note: UNGH!>