MarC5
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Aber kenn den auf deutsch in Kurzfassung mit ner Blondine ^^
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WIFE was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
"You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
"Use the salt. Use The Salt! USE THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"
A Frenchman, a Brit, and a Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.
The Frenchman says, "they must be French, they're naked and they're eating fruit."
The Englishman says, "clearly, they're English; observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit."
The Russian notes, "they are Russian, of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
Japp, hab auch gearde eines gemacht. Hat leider nur 100 Mana.barbMa schrieb:Bone is nen spitzen RW . Btw ich hab knochenrüstung noch net geskillt. Ich nutz ja eh bone, sollte ich das trotzdem skillen oder kann ich mich auf das auslösen verlassen?
Iron Fighter schrieb:Na, dann haben wir ja den Volltreffer gelandet